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An *eggs*ibitionist
...be Mother Fuckers Day?
It was an emergent sea
Ex-spidered
(This is my first joke post on reddit. I completely made this up. Hopefully my delivery is ok) ..and have a seat next to each other. The ladies order a drink each from the bartender and start to relax. First lady says "I think I've been too harsh with my husband. The other night he didn't like the food I cooked and he threw it on the floor. I then put a restraining order on him!" "That IS harsh!" the second lady says, "but I think I got you beat. My husband robbed a convenience store last month and I became the prosecutor's star witness!" Third lady says "I think I got you both beat. My husband didn't wish me Happy Mother's Day last year. I then voted for Agent Orange and my husband's now getting deported to Guantanamo!"
Is a life long fan of the White Sox and Da Bears, and still believes in God. That's real faith.
Miso Horny
Those weren't his exact words, but he said I needed to eliminate the stress in my life.
“When you die .. nothing happens ! “
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